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>>Hey guys Why is it so hard to just find
a girl who plays games?>>I don’t know. I guess they don’t exist. But, if they did… I would totally date one.>>Oh, guys! Guys! Someone just joined our squad. Let’s talk to him.>>Hello.>>Hello.
>>Hello.>>Can you hear us? Welcome to the squad, yo!
>>Hello. What’s up, man?>>Hi! I’m gamergurl69. [laughs]>>Oh my god, you sound like a chipmunk!>>You sound like a 7-year old boy.>>Girls can’t play games. [GAMERGIRL69 LEFT] Guys, I think she left the squad. This is why we’re single. [DRUM CRASH] [music] 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
HARDWARE ISSUES>>What’s wrong with my computer? [SIZZLING SOUND] Ah! It is heating up. I need to cool it down. No, w-w-w-wait… I’m hungry, i’m hungry. Hungry. [COOKING OIL CRACKLING] That is a weird-ass looking egg. Okay. Time to cool the computer down. [DOOR CREAK] [SUSPENSE MUSIC] Alright. 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
FORGETTING TO TURN OFF THE MIC>>Hey guys I gotta go off for a bit.
I gotta go study. You guys enjoy. See ya. Okay. [TYPING] Oh yeah>>Dude, do you hear that?>>He’s watching porn again.>>How is he even doing this? Isn’t it blocked by MDA?>>I don’t know, he probably
subscribed to some VPN or something. 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
NEW GAMES ARE EXPENSIVE>>Hey bro, can I borrow some money? Senran Kagura Burst Renewal
just came out.>>But, didn’t you just use all my
money to buy V Bucks?>>That was all? Don’t you have savings?
Everyone has savings. Just give me your savings.>>I have.>>That’s all?>>Why don’t you get a job?>>You get a job. Tell me to get a job. 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU>>So, tell me what are your
strengths and weaknesses?>>Well, my strength would be
that I’m really good at gaming, you can even call me
a professional gamer.>>A gamer? Like computer games?>>Yeah, PC games…console games. Sometimes even mobile games.>>Like Candy Crush? Coin Master? Hey
[knock] Eyes up here.>>I mean, I was talking more like…Esports?>>So, you’re an… athlete? You don’t look like you work out at all.>>Fortnite. You must know Fortnite. Everyone knows Fortnite, right? I play Fornite.>>Like, once every two weeks? How does it even make you
a professional gamer? I hate it when people
lie to me during interviews. 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
LONG QUEUES FOR THE GAME Wait. Why is that queue so long? How many people
are buying this game? I guess, I’ll just wait–>>Eh, thank God we came early.>>Yah.>>I heard there’s only like what…
one piece left?>>Exactly. Yes!>>One piece left? [ACTION MUSIC]>>I was so close. No, no. It’s fine. 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
GAMES ARE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE>>So excited, so excited. Huh? This game is in Chinese? [speaking in Chinese] Damn it. Should’ve paid more attention in school. 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
HAVING TO PAUSE DURING A GAME [door bell rings] That must be the food. I can’t pause now. Hello, can you come downstairs now? Can you come downstairs now, please?>>Yeah?>>Can you help me get the food?>>Why don’t you get it yourself?>>I’m in the middle of a game,
can’t you see? [groans] 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
CONTROLLERS RUNNING OUT OF BATTERY Controller low battery? 9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY
FORGETTING SOCIAL SKILLS>>Hey guys, Look at those girls over there. I knew it was good idea
to come out today.>>Nah.>>Huh? What’s wrong with you?>>Guys, don’t you remember
what happened the last time?>>I got you, bro! I need to perform mouth to mouth!>>No!>>Still traumatized, huh?>>I really think they’re trying
to get our attention.>>I’m done with that life, man. I’ve got this.>>Guys, I’ve been playing
Senran Kagura for the whole week. This is a sign. Hello. Hi. I remember her. She’s gamergirl69. Run. Girls can’t play games! [theme music]