Time for the first hand of heat seven. Everyone starts the heat with a million chips and we start the blinds at 5,000/10,000 with a 2,000 ante. Fold I’m going to call. Okay yes, great idea Sara, love it love you – I mean I love it. She’s limped with ace-deuce. Me and Mrs Finland right now heads-up. I believe it’s ‘Miss’. Miss, I’m sorry, Miss Finland. Alright let’s see a flop. So there’s no Mr Finland, okay. There’s a 4 on the flop, Ronnie has bottom pair. Hi Hi Ronnie if you bust her on the first hand. He bets 30,000 And Sara raises with a straight draw. You have something? Yes, I do. I believe you. 30,000? Yeah. It’s the way all my relationships start, with lies. So Ronnie has called the raise and improves to trips on the turn. Oh boy… Why are you checking? You raised me on the flop. She bets just over half the pot. Ronnie do not bust her trip before the swimsuit portion. Ronnie’s clock is running. Remember every player has 30 seconds per decision. If he thinks she’s bluffing he’ll call her, if not her could raise. Your shot clock. Yeah I forgot that! Raise, 155,000 155,000… She really should not be calling this. 255,000
She re-raises, …what? ah ok I’m not used to this, yet, hm Really huh?! 255,000. Yes. F*ck me Ronnie calls, which means we are going to the river and that means the cage is coming into play. Hey, what was her special talent in Miss Finland contest? Was it punting poker chips? The board bricks out for Sara, she has just ace high. Ronnie, she’s a little better looking than you, we’re kind of rooting for her so! Yeah, I know! Check… She’s bluffed every street so far… All in!
And she shoves! And she slides out the bluff card. Oh my god! How is this happening, I thought it would – I wanted to stay and play with you Miss Finland! I understand I know, I am. 10 seconds Ronnie… He’s playing a Time Bank chip, he gets an extra 30 seconds. There’s a reason why, it’s the Finnish reputation right?
I have a four… He shows her his hand! You have 5s full or something?
Sick sick bluff kid. I don’t think you’d just raise a Queen. I don’t have a real kicker.
I can show both cards right? Slight flutter from Sarah, but what does it mean?
OMG… Ronnie must think she has it – he’s considering folding this
monster and if he does he’s going in the cage!! He’s requested more time I don’t know do you, how could, how do you play this game, do you know I have a 4 here? You know I have trips, I don’t know if I can fold this hand, I don’t know how you play, I’ve never played with you before. What is going on here? If I fold this hand and and they see this fold and you have like king-queen or something, it’s going to be the most embarrassing thing ever for me. You understand this, right? I don’t know how many times I have to go through this hand… I’m like nervous, I don’t know what’s going on. It’s nice over there. 300, 500. Oh my god 600. Five seconds… …and Ronnie has folded! Holy, sch-nikes… It’s a bluff! Show, she has ace-high… Ronnie you’re going to the cage! He cannot believe it… I was really scared, oh my god. Is this real life? Did this just happen to me? I almost had a heart attack. Wow, that was fantastic, you’ve got some balls girl. I could have two million chips?! Oh my god. Good lay-down (sarcasm)