♪ (old-school video game music) ♪ – (Finebros) For this game,
you’re gonna be fighting as professional wrestlers from the WWE. And we’re gonna have you play two matches, hoping that you can pin your opponent.
– Oh good. I think I would have
more success in person than with the push buttons. – I really hate wrestling. – I’m not very good
at games, but I’ll try it. – I did watch wrestling 40, 50 years ago, when it was first on television.
It was very popular. I’ll be pinned within
the first 30 seconds, I’m sure. ♪ (rock music) ♪ – I can just, what, pick one of ’em? Man, some of them are really cute. – Where is all the body hair? – André the Giant! Oh,
that goes back a few years! – This guy looks good.
I hit X to pick him? – Oh, I like– who is that guy
who plays The Marine? – (announcer) JOHN CENA!!! ♪ (trumpets blare) ♪
(spectators cheer wildly) – Stone Cold. That looks strong. I’ll try him. – I do the X? I’m ready. Sting versus Ryback. – Chris Jericho versus Sin Cara. – I’ll give this a try.
Ready for anything. – Okay. Here comes Stone Cold, my hero. – That’s me? That’s me.
Boy, do I look good. – There’s my boy, John! (bell clangs)
– Feels like the real deal. – (announcer) Making
his way to the ring… – He wore a silly mask.
What has he got that mask on for? – It’s almost like the shirt I got on. – That’s a tough walk
right there. See, he’d scare me. I wouldn’t go in the alley
if I saw him at the end. – Coming in– coming in strong. Fans are going wild,
and he does a neat slide in! – Oh, he’s standing on the ropes. He’s getting a big hand from the crowd. – Now he looks better
without that silly mask. Okay, now the other guy’s gonna come out. Now I’m gonna like the other guy better, ’cause he’s not gonna wear a mask. – Oh, wait a minute.
He’s a lot bigger than me. – He’s huge. (amused) I didn’t realize he was so huge. – He’s got pink gloves on and a… a duster? Is he gonna tickle the other guy to death? – Oh! Happy tattoo man. – Walking a little bit slow. I don’t know if that’s just to get
the audience’s attention or… if he’s got a little arthritis. – He’s cool. I like him–
his muscles, his tattoos. – Okay, I want to fight.
Come on. Hurry up. – All right, here we go. Here we go. – Press all the buttons. – (commentator 1)
Make no mistake about it. – I’m not quite sure
what these buttons do. – (commentator 1)
Tyler Breeze making a move. – No! – What am I doing? It seems like
they’re doing it all. Get ‘im! – (commentator 1) …line here.
This one-on-one battle is… – Oh. Bounce him out– oh!
Oh, no kidney shots. Come on! – Oh, you got him! Ooh! Good kidney punch! – Kick him! (laughs maniacally) Oh, I love this. Oh! – (displeased) Oh. Steve, I’m sorry. – Ow! Shoot, get up. Get up.
Get up, get up. Get up, dude. Oh, shoot. He’s kicking my butt. – (commentator 1) The next,
you’re on your back, looking up at the lights. – I think I kicked him down.
I think this kicks. Oh, he’s tupping him in the head. Oh my god! He’s tupping
him in the head a lot. – (commentator 1) Hard truth! – Uh, I might be losing
if I have the blue guy. But I don’t want the blue guy.
I want the black guy. I mean, I want the black guy
with the black pants on. My guy won. But he wasn’t
my guy. But he’s still– The guy who wanted to win won. – Oh, okay. He’s got him– – (commentator 1) Look at this hold!
– He’s pinning him. Oh, come on. – (commentator 1) …would like to venture (bell clangs)
into the unknown darkness that is… – He pinned him. Wow. – It’s not letting me move.
It’s not letting me move. Okay. No, not the pile driver!
Uh-oh, that’s reverse! Oh! That hurt. That hurt my back. Oh! – (commentator 2) Here’s somebody
who’s willing to do just… – Oh.
– (commentator 2) …to get to the top. – He got out to get
a cup of water, I think. – They’re not even inside the ring. I’m getting my butt kicked now. – (commentator 1) Heads up!
– Ohhhh! He just got crunched. Mr. Pouncy is crunching my bruiser. – (commentator 1) Direct hit. – Oh, he’s up now. Okay, kick him. Oh, stomp him! Stomp him! Stomp him! – Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Get up! Up! Up! Up! (assertively) Get off my foot! – Come on, hit him again. Hit there. Hit him again. There. Hit him again. (laughs) – There we go. Here we go. There we go. Let me
give him a pile driver. – YES!!! OH YEAH! Oh, he slipped off? Ooh! Ooh! A Dubble Bubble back bender special! Get up, John! Come on!
You can take it! You’re a Marine! – Oh, there you go. Hey, I’m getting the–
getting the hang of this. – Rip his head off. Is there a button to rip his head off? – (laughs) Whoops. We knocked– (laughs) You’re not supposed to knock the umpire. – Well, don’t just lie there, John.
He’s just gonna kiss ya! – (commentator 2) Only out here!
– Oh. Oh no, he got my guy again.
How did that happen? X.
(ref and crowd counting down) (bell clangs)
– (commentator 1) He did it! What a huge win! – (referee) Three!
(bell clangs) – (commentator 1) What a win!
– He beat me. He pinned me. – Whoops, he’s breaking his leg, I think. “Winner”?
– (commentator 2) What a match! – Oh, the other guy won. (bell clangs)
– Oh… just submit. Sarge won by way of submission. – No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! (groans deeply) – Didn’t do too well. But that’s just round one. – Let’s try a new guy. – I’m gonna go for one of the really bizarre looking ones this time. Finn Bálor. He looks
like a member of Kiss. – Let’s try this guy here. – I like– I’ll stay with Stone Cold. – Roman Re– The Rock? Hello? Okay, Rock. You and me, buddy. (spectators cheering)
– Okay, are we ready? ♪ (dramatic theme) ♪
– Look at that outfit. Something my mother would wear. – Well, I got gypped. We doesn’t have anything on,
makeup or anything. – He looks fierce and dangerous and mean. Makes me think of a tiger. (growling) (laughs) – Come on, Dwayne, The Rock. (chuckles) I like those looks he gives. – I hope he fights as good
as he looks, ’cause he’s looking good. – Let’s see the other guy now. – (announcer) And approaching the ring… – (laughing) – (announcer) …from
Robbinsdale, Minnesota… – This guy looks like a prima donna. – Man, I may have put
too much on this poor guy. He’s got to whup this dude.
Oh my goodness. I don’t know if he can do that. – Now, that looks tough. Now I want him to win,
because I like his outfit better. ♪ (“Pomp and Circumstance”) ♪
– Pretty gaudy. It guess it’s like–
it’s what fans would like. – Let’s get it on. – All right. Here we go. Here we go. Oh. Kick me. Come on, come on. – Get him. Come on. Oh, there you go. See? (chuckles) – Oh. Don’t just stand there, Luke! Take it like– that’s
a good one!! Ha-ha! Aha!!! – Oh no. Oh, got kicked in the back. I didn’t like that. That hurt. – (commentator 1) Fighting
from a position of full health. – Got him down. We got
him down. Stomp him. Oh, yes! I have the stomp button down! Oh! I think it was in his nuts. Oh my god. – Dang it. Seems like I kicked
him right in the nuts. – (commentator 2) Take notice. – (commentator 1) Well, I say this… – My guy is knocking him down big time. And he just… oh. He could’ve broke his neck. – Yeah, yeah. And do the break big– Oh, he split him in half. – (laughs) Kick. But I don’t know which one
is kick. Oh, stamp him. I’m getting violent, huh? – (laughing) I knocked him own. I’m getting better. – Oh good, he just tripped him.
Now jump on him. All right, that’s it. Stay down. – (commentator 2) The shoulders–
– Oh. – Okay. All right. Let’s try this. Let’s see if we can’t finish him. – (commentator 1) And it’s up.
He got the shoulder up. Come on! – Ohh! You gotta be kidding me. – (commentator 2) Darren Young
cannot be enjoying this. – Oh, sh… get up. Get up, sucker. – Oh. No, he threw– how did he do that? Get up, get up, get up. Ohhh!! Oh, he’s stomping me
repeatedly! That is not fair! I don’t have that button. – (commentator 2) I’ve given up
even trying to figure out… – Oh-ha! Come on, Rick. Well, he’s down again. But, oh, get– Oh, no, no! Don’t count him out! Good, good. Come on, get up. – (commentator 1) …in there.
But only one can walk… – Come on. I press all the buttons,
but he doesn’t do anything. (bell clangs)
– Ooh. Damn. He got me by submission again. – No. Oh-ho-ho-ho! (sucks air) Ouch! I felt that. I felt it. No! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (bell clangs)
– (commmentator 2) He did it! – Rock, let’s get inside. Now look what. Now you’re both outside. He’s staying outside the ring.
I can’t get him inside. Get inside. I couldn’t get back into the ring. And I let that silly bearded guy take me! – I don’t know why all these
X’s and reds and blues are. Winner.
– (announcer 1) It’s all over. – Oh, the other one won again. But I– I wanted mine to win. – Come on, Rick! Come to li– oh no! Come to life! Oh shit. Oh. – (commentator 1) Two! Three! (bell clangs)
Wow. What a win. (spectators cheering)
♪ (victorious music) ♪ – I wonder who’s in the ring:
me or him. I’m exhausted. – It’s violent. It’s not as bad as shooting
people, I guess. They don’t kill each other at least. Little less violent than most
of the shoot-’em-up bang-bang they got out there. – I thought they were really
cute and had nice butts. – I would definitely get the game, play it with my grandson.
He’d have a ball. – The beating someone up part I liked. Get it out of my system, if I could only learn to work the buttons. – Thanks for watching
this episode of Gaming on the React channel. – (gruff voice) Oh yeah.
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