Hi. I’m a pink cricket ball. Everyday, people all around the world criticize pink cricket balls. Cricket ball racism is never okay. I’m just a normal cricket ball. I grew up in a loving family. Mum always used to say ‘Keep ya seam up son. Don’t let them take the shine off ya.’ I’ve always tried to fit in with the other cricket balls. ‘Hi guys…’ ‘Sod off pink ball…he’s far too different for our liking..noone likes you pink ball, roll away!’ Life can be tough for balls like us. When I first came on the one day scene. People couldn’t stand the sight of me. Hell…they said they couldn’t even see me. Has the world gone completely mad? It’s just not cricket! He’s hot bloody pink! My advice to you pink balls? Yeah? Stick together. Ok. (sung) ‘We’re all in pink together,’ ‘We’re all in pink together!’ ‘We’re all in pink together,’ ‘We’re all in pink together!’ I’m pink, and that’s ok. Say no to cricket ball racism. Kick up a stink for pink.