New Year, New opsies I’m Poppy Gloria And this is Pew News We have so many oopsies Already guys I cannot believe it Ninja did an oopsie, Lil Tays big Brother did an oopsie, Daddy did an oopsie AND SOULJA BOY DID AN OOPSIE!!! It’s oopsie time If you guys haven’t seen the Ninja clip Then oh boy are you in for a treat It’s so beautiful, I love it so much So apparently Ninja was at the ball drop in New York City that they do every year Apparently I’ve never seen it because I don’t live in America But uhh… Oh wait, I do actually But Ninja took part in it this year and uhh… I love me some good cringe This is just what I want I feed off this stuff Lets watch if you guys all flossed before? Really simple Like with your teeth together Your just going in out in out… Thats it So we’re gonna try get a million people right now to dance in Times Square A million people, all in New York City are gonna floss Finally, Finally Ahh… I’m so excited Are you guys ready? Are you guys ready to floss. Show us what you got. SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!!! Lets get some floss music on We’re getting ready. Its so wet, haha Its so wet, Its so awesome Shall we count down? Are we gonna get some tunes on? Yeahhhhh THREE, TWO, ONE Ahh they’re flossing! Oh my god they’re all flossing I’m gonna hit my wife for you Kill it Ninja. Get up there No one is moving! Ahh the pain Can you imagine walking up there You expect a million people The crowd of millions to be flossing in unison Everyone just picked up this dance move Out of nowhere And then you just… ah haha Ohhh No Couldn’t they have picked anyone that knew how to do the dance What is that? Wait did he just say he’s gonna hit his wife for us? Replay that clip please I’m gonna hit my wife for ya! Why are not mainstream media talking about this This just confirmed, Ninja, Wife Beater Is this why he doesn’t play with whamen? We reached out to Ninja for a response The fack you say to me Move! Oh my god! Now I know I’m not supposed to have my own opinion But I cannot relate to this whatsoever I personally have had no experience of being on stage and not having that connection with the audience No nothing NEVER HAPPENED What? I’ll have you know that, that was lit okay Ahh no. As cringey as this clip was, I mean what do you expect? Your not gonna get a couple bunch of New Yorkers, in the middle of the rain, to do fricking fortnite dances Who thought that was a good idea This was not all the controversy if you wanna call it that. Its really not. Twitch was heavily pushing people to watch this on their website To watch this livestream Watch Ninja live They promoted it on the top of all their banners or whatever And they even had ads on other peoples livestreams So its like, oh I click on this person But then an ad shows up of “Hey you should watch Ninja. You don’t wanna watch this guy (or girl). You wanna watch Ninja. Do the floss infront of thousands of people Alot of people had a problem with this Especially Twitch streamers I mean, I’d probably be annoyed with that aswell As content creators ironically have no say in what ads show up on our videos. If other youtubers had ads before my videos I’d be annoyed by it. I get it guys, I get the struggle Most likely Ninja had nothing to do with that anyway This is the problem when you are lending your brand for sponsorships or whatever this was you are gonna get for a lot of stuff because you don’t control it even though you personally wouldn’t do it that way does that make sense? Its why me personally, I don’t accept a lot of brand deals if I don’t know exactly whats gonna happen with it and a lot of times it is beyond your control aswell I thinks its funny though because a lot of times you get these brand deals that sound cool *Bad acting* then reality hits and its like this Move! NEXT OOPSIE Soulja Boy’s emulator consoles meet their inevitable and NO We had a report about this on the last Pew News Soulja Boy had his own video games console Which was basically just an overpriced version of anther games console basically just emulates old nintendo games wow 3000 nintendo games, such a great idea Soulja Boy is selling a console that’s basically an overpriced emulator Well it turns out now if you go to Soulja Boy’s website it’s nowhere to be found Where is it Wheres the Soulja Game, I want to buy it Well it turns out that the Soulja Boy games console is GONE Soulja boys response to this was I had to boss up, I didn’t have a choice. You had to boss down You bossed the frick down Soulja Boy don’t try to outplay yourself I love the replies to this tweet by the way ha ha What happened to his dream? Soulja Boy is just a guy with a dream I had a dream last night that I got married to midget… SMH SMH Stay focused on your dreams, create something BIG, make history. Thank you Soulja Boy for inspiring messsages. I don’t understand why everyone is hating on Soulja Boy He has been so humble throughout all of this Nintendo ain’t got do SHIT *Laughs* Well keep waithing the games were licensed to us. Why y’all want to see a black man fail so bad smh Huh? Why can’t I just marry a midget? SMH For anyone that think Nintendo is going to sue me yu’re retarded. Nothing going to happen everything is legit. My console isn’t going anywhere trust me Oh I trust Soulja Boy, I always lend my trust to this man To anyone that thinks Nintendo is after me your wrong mediatakeout post that fake stroy. They haven’t taken any legal action becaus they CANT. Lmao y’all are funny man That’s right they can’t. Thats why it’s still available to buy on his website. Now everyone knows that your retarded Soulja Boy congratulations. Congratulations Who would have thought nintendo would actually crack down on this Soulja Boy said that his console sold 5 million units I sincerely doubt it And if you did your gonna have to pay all that money back aren’t you Soulja Boy Oopsie doopsie And probably more, you’ll probably get fined because you gloated so much about this oopsie doopsie Oopsie doopsie Next doopsie Daddy and Lil Tays older Brother What did they do now? Okay, Alright… Well they promoted a brand called mystery brand It looks identical to one of those CSGO gambling sites Where you gamble for skins Look at the difference They look practically identical Its similar to any of those gambling sites but instead of gambling for skins you’re gambling for real brand products Like shoes and phones and bags and cars It seems like a bad idea to promote these type of websites Especially after the CSGO lotto scandal that happened a few years ago Where T Martin and Syndicate were caught basically owning the website Cheating their way to victory Faking reactions going “Wow! I’m winning so much!” So now we have Jake Paul promoting this *Screaming* I WON AN IPHONE! I spent $5,000 on mystery boxes and you wont belieeve what I got An iPhone, An iPhone *Laughs* Uhh And then Lil Tay’s big brother promoted this *Cancer* So he won a $10,000 hand bag What are the odds? Something smells a bit fishy about this They both won considerable amounts of items just from unboxing a few. At least what they showed There is a couple of things wrong with this but I’ll start with the most obvious one Lil Tay’s Brother and Daddy have considerably young fans And promoting a gambling website in general just seems like a bad thing for these people to do obviously they don’t care And if they don’t.. I mean what can you do? *Laughs* I personally don’t like this argument as I get it a lot myself “You make innapropriate jokes but you have kids watching” Well It’s not my responsibility who watches my channel There is a problem with Jake who admits he knows kids are watching him “Who is your audience? Who do you make videos for?” “My audience is definitely younger “I’d say its 8-16 years old so thats where I try and cater the content” Cater the content by promoting gambling okay. It’s not like its exposed that these people aren’t morally ethical. The second problem with this is that the smaller youtubers have already promoted these websites And they’ve been called out for it This is what their promotion looks like “OHHH BABY IT’S RED!” Ohhhh. “I gotta do the cut proper you know” *Weird baby sound effect* “Shut up….” Is this a joke? “This is supposed to be legit” “What?” *Considers life choices* “That can’t be real…” Its not. Its not real. “Here is what it actually looks like when you unbox Basically 40 boxes is nothing over 15 bucks Now obviously this is not proof that this is foul play There is nothing concrete It seems like they’re winning more than it actually is Now the 3rd issue with this is shipping On all these sponsored videos they make it seem like it only takes a few days to get their item “OOOOOH SNAP!” “Okay guys its been 2-3 days…” *Can’t be bothered to subtitle this cancer* But online it says people are waiting over 65 days and no progress on their items People are saying that they are not even giving a proper tracking number for it Give them the benefit of the doubt, these mess ups can happen Shipping is often out of the control of the supplier But considered how you advertise it saying it is so easy to get the items it is kinda false advertising Now the final juiciest bit in my opinion is that on the website it says you can get some pretty crazy stuff Just pay 4 dollars and you can win an astronomia watch Thats crazy expensive. A Lamborghini A bentley Another lamborghini, a mercedes, a range rover blah blah blah All these super expensive items Someone on twitter called CryptoDelta found out here are the odds they display of you winning these items There’s the handbag that Lil Tays big Brother won 0.16% Wow He must be a really lucky guy If you look at the most expensive items, a Lamborghini is 0.15% Thats sort of a reasonable percentage considering you’re only paying 15 dollars it doesn’t really make any sense It would still be that sort of high chance I know it’s high in quotation marks for you to win one of these crazy expensive items you can still have a decent chance in winning any of these basically this website has a feature called create your own box where you can basically make identical boxes as anyone else this person decided to create the exact same box with the exact same items and the exact same odds the price they calculated for this if you put in the same odds and the same outings it should show up on the same price I know its confusing but it basically should show up that it costs $14.99 for this box because it’s the exact same box but it turns out for this to be profitable or for this to meet ends according if you make your own it should cost $7589.01 for this box basically, if you were gambling for the odds they say you have, you should have to pay $7000 per box but in reality, your paying 14.99 which means that these odds are bogus they’re not correct basically proof that what they’re displaying is not attainable in the way that they say it is so all of a sudden this idea that they are marketing through youtubers that it’s easier to win something than it actually is doesn’t seem like that crazy of a concept anymore suddenly thats not such crazy of a thing I’m gonna put my tin foil hat on for just a second here it seems like the people who are sponsered are genuinely surprised over winning these items it seems like they’re almost sceptical in their reaction if you watch *Same cancer as before* I like how he is doing a sponsorship with this company and he’s not even sure if it’s legit like “I dunno if this is legit” *laughs* “What?” *Contemplates life choices* “That can’t be real” x1000 my theory is that they make an account and give some better odds to that account thats obviously just a theory, I have no idea whether that is true or not. that is just what my guess would be they say “hey whats your account?” or “we’ll give you an account” or something like that. and give you improved odds while you do that that’s just my guess, I have no idea if it’s true or not but uhh, i wouldn’t be surprised if that was the case Keemstar said himself that he was offered $100k to do a promotion for his website and I can confirm I’ve been reached out by similar and websites and they pay… They pay an insane amount of money like there’s crazy amounts of money in these things obviously they’re very profitable it’s just kinda messed up to see youtubers still promoting these so many youtubers its hard to know the ins and outs of every brand you work with but seeing big youtubers promoting something like this that’s clearly been known to be sketchy it’s uhh, it’s kinda messed up okay so that was it for pew news hope you guys enjoyed this episode, smash like if you did a great way to support the show is to buy the merch everybody everyone that buys the merch has a 0.16% chance of winning a lamborghini so make sure you take this offer right now so thats it from me for now, I’m Gloria Poppy and doopsie doopsie bye You want pyramids? 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