Holy Moly! Gabi: Has this already been munched on? Blubb: No, not yet. Blubb: I could give you something for motivation. But I don’t know if this will motivate you… Gabi: What is it? *Gabi tries to remember the lyrics* Gabi: What? “every man” I don’t know the lyrics anymore. Blubb: Huh, you threw it down? Gabi: He- he- Why is it gone now? Blubb: You threw it down! Gabi: Sorry! Blubb: Shouldn’t he pop up again? Gabi: Yeah, should. Blubb: Or is he in there? Gabi: Well, he fits into the yellow one though. Gabi: Dunno, I’ll just change all my letter. Like, you’ve already won anyway! Blubb: —-already won anyway— Blubb: So, I’ll put him here. Looking at you nicely. Gabi: You haven’t found Matt, or what? (Running gag, since I have the hots for Charlie Cox.) Blubb: I haven’t searched for him yet. But maybe he’s available. Gabi: Oh, that would be so mean. But I can pin loosing on Matt then. Blubb: So, looking at you directly. Blubb: And tears his T-Shirt or whatever it is— Gabi: Great. Blubb: “Great!” Gabi: If you don’t have Matt, you at least have Hulk Hogan… Gabi: Ugh, gosh… Blubb: Dude! Gabi: How do I grab them all, Dennis? Dennis, how do I do this? Gabi: Oops. Gabi: NO! I wanted to shuffle. Blubb: Use right click or mark it and press R a few times. Blubb: Your bouncing looks way more funny though. Gabi: Yeah, I wanna bounce too! Gabi: Spoink Spoink Spoink Spoink – Hello Hogan! Blubb: “Hello Hogan” Blubb: Hello Hogan! Blubb: Hello Hogan, hello! Gabi: Gimme the sack! Gabi: Give the sack! Gabi: Dennis don’t give me the sack! (sic!) Blubb: Yepp, I’m the one with the sack! Blubb: How it bounces around Hogan. Blubb: Nah, he’s gone again! Blubb: *imitating Gabis laugh* Blubb: Huh? Is he in here now? Blubb: Look, a bit deformed. Blubb: What’s up with you? Why are you laughing so hard? Blubb: Nah, I’ll save him. Blubb: Bet the other one is here somewhere. Blubb: I can’t get him out. Are you crying? Gabi: Yeah, I can’t see! Blubb: You can here totally hear this. Gabi: I can’t see because of the tears. Blubb: Oh no, what’s coming this time? Blubb: Whoa, dude… Blubb: Oh, there it was! For the first time in a stream: Blubb: The squeaking! Blubb: It’s here! A world premiere! Clip it, clip it! Blubb: But honestly! You get a squeak attack when it comes to “Satan”, but not “whores”? Seriously? Gabi: “whores” was the very first one, then came “evil”, then “Satan”. Like, what the hell? Blubb: What’s wrong with you! Gabi: “Explosive fuse, whores, evil, Satan… (+pest) What’s wrong with me? AH! It’s just annoying! Nice that you’re able to do Martial Arts, but it’s useless when you get spastic all the time! Cause you can’t sprint with Lara. Okay, who knows— Whoa, dude! Shut the fuck up you wanker!!! —can’t sprint with Lara. And when something’s going on I’m like “run, now”. She starts warming up slowly, like “Yeah, well, I’m gonna… like slowly…, right?” “Yeah, well, I could jog a bit… Like in a park…” While that one dude is shooting at you! And while he’s shooting she goes like “UH UH UH” Duuudeee, it is so annoying! What is this, excuse me? Who came up with this shit, excuse me? Like, honestly, if we’re talking about realism, like… Yeah, it was never realistic that someone can shoot Lara in the head from 5 cm away, k? Let’s be honest here… And she’s like “lalalala I’m gonna do my stuff for now.” Nope, was never realistic, okay! But what’s more realistic about someone shooting her and she’s like “UH UH UH” And after like 10 bullets she croaks. What’s so realistic about that, excuse me??