*Guitar Theme* Sarge: Come on men! Lopez said Donut was this way. Grif: Are you sure that’s what he said? I don’t think pendejo is spanish for that way. Caboose: Muffin man! Donut: Caboose! I have a message for Church. Wh-where is he? Caboose: Hey, are you ok? Donut: Just a little weak. Where’s Church? Caboose: Church? Oh, um, he’s not here right now. Donut: Where is he? Caboose: Uh, he’s uh, he, that’s kind of a, uh, um. It turns out he was really a computer program based on some guy who ran the freelancer project and then he went with agent Washington, he’s a freelancer, and destroyed all the other AIs that were left. Well almost all. Donut: How long was I asleep? Caboose: Not that long. Donut: Listen, I don’t know how long I can stay awake. I need to give someone on blue team a message. I promised. Caboose: I know people on the blue team. People on the inside. You can give it to me. Donut: Tuck- Caboose: Tuck! You want me to Tuck? What do you want me to Tuck? Wait my mother told me never to tuck anything of anyone else’s. Donut: Tucker… Caboose: Tucker? He needs help. Find him…It’s in… the sand. Caboose: It’s in this and? This and what? Donut this and what?! What is this?! Wha-what, your pocket? Is Tucker in your pocket? I remember him being a lot bigger. Tucker! Are you in there?! Sarge:(Outside) Hey! (Outside) Anybody here? (Outside) Blue? (Outside) Where are you? Caboose: Tucker! Is that you? Why did you shrink? And why are you talking like a pirate? Sarge:(Outside) Helloooo? Caboose: Hello! Yes I hear you! Sarge:(Outside) Then get outside! (Outside) I need to talk to you! Caboose: Out? Ohhhhh! I see I thought… man, sometimes I am so dumb. Hold on, pocket Tucker! Someone outside wants to talk to me! Donut, you can rest here as long as you want. You must be tired from all of this and. And other stuff. Donut: No…it’s not pink…It’s lightish red… Hey, Sarge…I should totally get a jetpack. Or a motorcycle… Caboose: Hey, guys! Great to see you. Wait… Unless you’re here to blow me up… Then… not so great. Sarge: We’re looking for something we’ve, uh… uh… lost. Caboose: Is it the keys to your base? I do that a lot. But it’s really easy to break in, because… …there are no doors. Sarge: No, we’re looking for something else! But I’m not gonna tell you what it is, and give you some kind of advantage! Caboose: Can you describe it? Grif: Yeah, it’s pink… Simmons: …it’s annoying… Sarge: …and it’s got a spring in its step – Caboose: Oh, you mean Donut. Sarge: Ah, yes! Where is he? Caboose: He’s in my base. He’ll be staying with me for a little while. Sarge: You’ve captured him?! Diabolical… What’re you doing with him?! Caboose: Don’t worry. He’s resting. …Comfortably. Grif: Ooh, that sounds ominous. Don’t back down now, sir. Sarge: Give him back! Caboose: Actually, there’s some things he needs to tell me. I’ll send him home after that. Sarge: Squeezing him for information, eh? Simmons: Sarge, I don’t think that he’s – Caboose: Hey! No one is squeezing anybody. I was just working with my tools, and he – Sarge: Torture?! You ungodly fiend! He won’t give you any info! He’ll die before he reveals anything! …Hear that, Donut?! You’ll die before you talk! We all know that – keep up the good work! Caboose: Actually, he already told me the beginning part. Sarge: He told you about our secret new vehicle?! Dammit, Donut, you idiot! Simmons: Sarge! Caboose: He told me about “this and…” Sarge: He told you about that AND our new hologram chamber?! Donut, put a lid on it! Simmons: Sarge! *sigh* I’m gonna go sleep under a tree. Come wake me up when the brain summit is over. Grif: Are you kidding? I hope this lasts forever! Psst. Hey, Sarge. Maybe there’s a ransom. Sarge: Good thinking. What is it you want, blue? Caboose: What do I want? …Do you have any cookies? Sarge: What’re your demands? You have to give us your demands! Caboose: I DEMAND COOKIES! Sarge: Now you’re just toying with us. Your depravity knows no bounds! Grif: Yeah! Caboose: Well, at least I don’t go around… …knocking on people’s non-doors… …and promising them cookies… …and then NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES! I’M LEAVING! Sarge: Wait! Grif: Hmm… Looks like negotiations have broken down. Should we call in a nuke strike? Sarge: Negative! We’ve got a man in there! Well, you know… …Donut. Donut: (Inside) Ow! That hurt! Sarge: Oh, listen to that! He’s killing him in there! Caboose: Oops! Sorry, Donut! Didn’t mean to step on your head like that. Are you okay? Donut: Wh-What happened? Who was that? Caboose: Oh, that was your team. They’re playing some kind of prank. Offering snacks, and then not giving snacks… Donut: I hate when they do that! Who was it? Caboose: Oh, it was red sergeant and Grif. They were working together while Simmons was laying under a tree, being lazy. Donut: What the…? How long was I asleep this time? Sarge: Donut! Just don’t tell him we have Lopez back! Caboose: Where am I…? Ah, well that looks nice! OH MY GOD! A GIANT PERSON!