Hi, my name is German. And the theme for this week is… Types of Gamers Hi I’ll make this video sitting because yesterday I sprained my foot and be standing is going to be a bit annoying as in the old videos wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~ ahh, I got homesick What the hell had in my eye? and on the other hand last night I didn’t sleep at all and if I am standing I probably will fall asle… ok This video is dedicated to all those people who have ever played a video game I mean 99.99% of people except your granny But this is not a video about videogames Nohoho! This is a video about gamers I mean people who play video games Why we say in spanish “gamers” if it is in english? Because in english sounds cool Yo Understend muy little One of the first things I learned When I started playing videogames Is that no matter how hard you try How much practice Every time you raisins the game Super Mega Ultra Difficult level God Chuck Norris When you start to play online everybody kills you in one second “After spending 1000 times this game in difficult is time to play online!” Ok, let’s get sta….. Wow! Already I died? Ha! Nooooob! Another thing I learned to the to play online It is that people can be very cruel Especially eight years old children “Get out of here damn noob You are a b*tch Better you go away to play Barbies Son of a b*tch You eat d*cks You’re a failure My three-years-old little sister plays better than you F*ck*ng retarded What happend with the kids? Things have changed too Because the greatest insult when I was little was to show the tongue to someone You are dumb Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin the videogame world There are many types of gamers Some good some bad some Chinese But in this video we will mention the most typical Types of gamers! The noob Is the one who has no idea what to do And if you know how to play He will make you millions and millions to questions Hey! Which is the jump button? Hey! Which is my team, the red or the blue Hey! How do I put pause the game? “You can’t pause the game, you are playing online” What if I want to go to the bathroom? Hey hey! Which is the…. “Shut up now!” The talker Is that when you play online is always talking, always has a f*cking comment to say. Well, at least that’s aceptable. Who really are irritans, are those who have the microphone always on and they have it so close to the mouths, that you listen EVERY F*CKING SOUND. “Juan, have you already done your homework?” “Mom, I’m playing” “Do not raise your voice to me!” “But mom!” “You don’t disrespect me! Who do you think you are? Ah?” The Camper This guy does absolutely nothing is that one that stays in a corner the whole game doesn´t walk doesn’t recharge he doesn’t move any single damn muscle he only stays there especting for a victim waiting for someone to pass in front of him “DAMN CAMPER!” *buehehe* The Minecrafter As the name says is the gamer that only plays minecraft lives minecraft breaths minecraft smells like minecraft eats food …obviously, he is not going to eat a videogame… ladys and gentlemen with you the best minecraft player of the world And tell me, what’s your name? Steve How many hours do you play minecraft for day? about 20 hours or so so we could say that minecraft is your favorite video game yes, yes i’ts my favorite game I personally like a lot more Call of Duty i don’t know, it entertains me more, I think i’ts a better game and the truth is that… …hey, where do you go? MINECRAFT The Old Man Hey, let’s play GTA V? What is that? Long Live Mario Bros! The bad loser The one that doesn’t like to lose and when he loses he always has some justification Whoa! I finally won you! (I won you finally) Oh my God, my eye hurts! Ouch, my eye AHH!, that’s why I lost, because i couldn’t see AHH! AHH! why? if you were just super good AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! never is his fault And the weirder gamer the most unbearable the most irritating of all the one that is super noob but has a YouTube channel QUESTIOOOONNN…NN Do you know a friend that is any of this gamers? or are you any of this gamers? well that was the video of the week If you like it please click the “like” button down here iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif~ it’s the first time you watch one of my videos suscribe, I upload videos every friday well, I’ve been uploading videos two consecutive fridays, that’s a achievement for me YAAAAY! Don’t forget to follow me on my charming and very well educated Facebook facebook.com/HolaSoyGerman and on my sensual an bicurious Twitter Twitter.com/GermanGarmendia And talking of video games, you can pass by my channel of games where when I’m not celebrating effusively I’m witnessing paranormal activities OMG Paranormal Activity! All that and much more on Youtube.com/JuegaGerman Enter, and if you like you can suscribe And well guys, this was the video of the week I Hope you like it and you have felt a little identified if you smiled at least once I’m happy A Psychological Hug with smell of “I haven’t slept anything last night” I’m a Zombie BRAAIIINNSS I love you so much bye-bye! ‘Cause a heart breaker starts with a broken heart And I’m broken then run girl, just run don’t try to fix me… *yawning* I’m sleepy Ok, to record the video *yawn* Ok Germán, awake! Oh, what a tasty coffee WOAH, ARTICHOKES!