♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday dear Dilanka ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ Dilanka’s a racist ♪ How old are you now? ♪ ♪ How old are you now? ♪ Same age because it’s 11:53 (laughing) I’m betting $100 saying
Trump is gonna win. Cash, cash, cash No PayPal, no Venmo I don’t want five 20s,
I want one single brand new Benjamin, hand delivered. Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump. Between a megalomaniac
clown and a career criminal I pick the clown Kicks for Dilanka’s birthday. Three, two, one, kicks go. (laughing) That hurt so bad. [Marvin] Tae got big legs
bro, why would you do that? That’s fucked up bro. I’m crying for you. It’s his birthday. It’s okay, it’s a tradition, guys. It’s his birthday. (cross chatter) You’ve officially got on my shit list. (screaming and laughing due
to sprinklers coming on) I was like, what’s that noise? Oh my god. Yo, Tae… I hate you. Hey you don’t want to be
on Dilanka’s shit list. Tae’s got big legs bro You know, Preston and
Tae just had birthdays. Maybe we just line everybody up. That was last month, our
birthday was last month. How come he doesn’t get any? Our birthday was last month. Tae, he needs one. Nah, he doesn’t need one. I think Preston needs one. Preston can’t stand up right now. That was such a hard kick. Marvin does this for a living. Can you believe this shit,
Marvin does this for a living. (all laughing) How was your night? How much karaoke did you do? I sang quite a bit.
You sang quite a bit yeah. I was impressed with myself. Nothing’s a good angle for them. You should put it up on them again. Put it up on them again. Put it up on em, again. Okay, yes? Do you have a question? The question was how was your karaoke? It was great. Yeah?
Yeah. What was your favorite song? Gangster’s paradise.
yeah that was good. The one everybody fucked up on? No, we got like 100 percent on that song. Then we got 97 on Never too much. Which is who, Luther Vandross? Who sings new Luther Vandross? I do! Dance with my father again. There were some songs
they didn’t even know cause they were very very old school. Oh look, the light turned on. Yeah I know, good job. Preston what do you think? Did you turn that light on? Alright we’re at UFC 207, Carl, you got any bets on the fight? Yeah.
Who do you got? Shut up. I think Sage Northcutt is gonna beat– Sage Northcutt won. Sage definitely won. Okay I’m gonna go talk to TK. I got a 100 dollar bet on Nunes. And I got it on Rousey, you’re done dude. How much money you got? How much you got? 300 on Nunes.
Okay. You got a bet? Or statement, who you got? I got two dollars.
On who? On Rhonda.
Rhonda Rousey. We got more bets incoming. What do you got, what do you got? Two dollars on who? Two dollars on Rousey. You got bets? Nah, I wanna just keep drinking. Preston & Aline doesn’t gamble, smart. (cheering) I have no idea what’s happening. (cheering) What’s the cheer? Rhonda. Is that a Rhonda Rousey cheer? We’re just excited about
being together today. That’s Sallay, she’s the magician that made everything happen. (cheering) Oh shit! (yelling) What do you think about that? First round, 100 dollars. 300. How does that feel? (all talking at once) Jose Aldo just beat Rhonda Rousey. Wow, wow. That was good. Team Nunes? Team Nunes, I just won so much money! Well, like 10 dollars. (everyone talking simultaneously) Check this out, check
this out, right here. Oh, oh, oh, damn son! That was the quickest fight ever. Yeah she fights like Jose dude. How many seconds? How many seconds? What was the time on that? Alright so Sean allegedly can open a beer bottle with his mouth. Let’s see it. I wanna make sure it’s
not twist or anything. It’s not a twist. It’s an unopened Heineken
that I can confirm. Okay let’s see it, let’s see it. What?! What did he do? He just opened a beer
bottle with his mouth. How is that possible? Can you do that? No. Baby, don’t do that. That’s more impressive
than your chopsticks. Just put it in your mouth. Okay, let’s see it. You can eat me out. Just put it in my mouth. You can lick it, you can
stick it, you can taste it. Okay, okay, let’s see it, let’s see it. I’m sorry for the interruption. That fucked me up. That made me not want to open this shit. My daughter better not see
that shit motherfucker. That’s drunk. Now she’s going to for sure. This is mom in action. Mama law. Okay so, go like this
slowly. Wait, wait, wait, slowly. Wait, okay. (bottle cap hisses) What? That doesn’t hurt? That is not good for you. Dude, Hawaiians are crazy man. Ready? This is a much more
unimpressive way to open a beer. (can hisses) (cheering) I can’t do that. (upbeat music) Where’d you see it?
What you got there TK? What is this? What is this? This is a healthy omelet. It’s called 27 miles south. You know I’m not eating
any carbs right now so I got cottage cheese and fruit. Do you remember, what is this, what’d I get? The home run? Some sort of beef chorizo thing? Beef chorizo omelet with avocado. someone calling you?
That’s my phone, reminders. Also, what happened
with the U.S. election? So, you won.
Yeah. You know, that was unfortunate,
but there’s no money being exchanged right now because The UFC bets subsequent. The UFC money, yeah. I was gonna give you
100 dollars, I have it, but you bet me again, so, that’s too bad. But can you just admit that my foresight and analysis on the election was– Your foreskin was right on point, I think. Far more superior… Far more superior than
anything that I’ve ever seen.