It’s every morning bro Wake up Ah! WAKE UP! You guys this room is still so ratchet Yo I came in running in the room I went to go punch Anthony. But, he wasn’t there Jake Paulers Im Out Of Breath Good morning and I hope you’re having a great day, WAKE UP! Listen Jake Paulers, me and martinez are done. UNSUB TO keemstar, help him get to 100,000 SUBS!!! help him get to 0 SUBS!!! it’s so deep and intricate, like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We could film it on our channel and have a whole video, but no. We’re just gonna film it on your channel, as your intro They are so pissed that I waked them up every single morning Just know that whatever you do, i’m abort x’in it (my excuse is that I am German) Dude, 4 times. Your gonna get us back? Alright, it’s a war bro. Heh WAT HEY *car honk* OH SHADDUP IM GOING I WAS GOING I WAS GOING IT’S FINE OH WE’RE GOING TO THA STORE HRERER… We goin’ left? Is it left? AHHGH Ahhhhh…. Shhhhhikes AHGH I’M SORRY, HONEEYY *car horn* So guys, we came to the store Because, we wanted to, like, break a world record today And push ourselves to the limit and say like, “yo, let’s build the worlds’ biggest fidget spinner” That’s what we’re gonna do We break records here That’s what i’m sayin’, fam So we’re trynna make a fidget spinner And the kicked us out He knows social media! Our audience is gettin’ bigger! Go play somewhere else We can’t even go to Lowe’s without being recognized, anymore 🙁 We just get kicked out, they’re like “You’re the guy from YouTube!” Why don’t we go to Home Depot, their competitor, that’s even better! Ooooooooohhh They’re trynna stop us, fam! They’re trynna stop us You gonna post it? What’s your thumbnail? What’s your thumbnail? You gonna call the cops? Yes I like your earrings, those are hot. *unintelligible english speak They just *stutter* they just circled us out of nowhere Yo, that was extra lit. I’m still asleep, yo, it’s like 11 AM on a Saturday, i’m like, i’m trynna make the worlds’ biggest fidget spinner! We were just sittin’ there thinking how this could possibly work, and all of a sudden we’re swarmed Which, by the way guys, we have no idea how we are goin’ to make the worlds’ largest fidget spinner, but we’re gonna do it. Store number 2 We’re gettin’ the fidget spinner all hocked up, baby. They can’t stop us! THEY CAN’T STOP US! *dab* *dab* I don’t know how to dab… Can you say “Worlds’ biggest fidget spinner.”? Wow, I haven’t done this in a long time. *British accent* World’s biggest fidget spinner YYEEEAAAHAHHSSSS YES SUB TO Mortezie, help him get to 100,000 SUBS!!! I hate you… *slow motion* FIDGETSPINNER Why are you so cared of Fidget Spinner (remember that) I’m scared of you! I said “Fidget spinner” and you just jumped like crazy. Rodger Recon Were Green Light For Go SUB TO Mortezie, help him get to 100,000 SUBS!!! www.youtube.com/mortezmartin Were Gonna Bob The Builder. Build Some Stuff Were Gonna Put Some Wood In A Bucket And www.youtube.com/mortezmartin SUB TO Mortezie, help him get to 100,000 SUBS!!!